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TYPE ~ You Just Know ~ If people were to admit it to be so, most aren't even honest with themselves, what really attracts those to the opposite sex or neutral sex for that matter? Do we have a 'Choice' – Our heads rarely listen to our hearts! What comes 'naturally' – what does the heart want? It will tell you what to do. But 'scent' is what attracts (pheromones) me most; the aroma. If I were to say blue eyed blond, you'd think I was just an eye man; nothing more. Some say personality and others have 'lists' of attraction-explanations. When being 'honest' interested parties 1st have to get past initial physical-attraction. I believe most people have preferences when it comes to physical attributes, but oftentimes other qualities override these considerations, of course.
By Jay Kantor11 months ago in Humor
Harlequinade
Dear Sweet Looney Partner, With Halloween around the corner, you would expect a spooky story from me. Let me surprise you with a funny story instead!
By Dharrsheena Raja Segarran2 years ago in Humor
The 5 Most Terrifying Public Information Films from the 1970s
As parents, we are constantly on high alert for anything that could endanger our kids. We do it at the swimming pool, the roadside, the barbecue and in the kitchen.
By Ian Vince2 years ago in Humor
Myself and Vocal Investment
Two lines of code inside a computer having an earnest conversation. Have you already invested? Vocal asked hopefully. I tried my best, but some misunderstandings have left me extremely flabbergasted. My investment is still pending, probably not gonna happen right now. I answered, feeling deflated and a bit sad.
By Novel Allen2 years ago in Humor
Young Witches’ and Young Warlocks’ Cauldron
Rain, Rain Go Away Come Back Another Day!!!! These little witches And these little warlocks Want to go outside and play!!!
By Mariann Carroll2 years ago in Humor
The Sacred Vows
– Marital Memories ~ We make our own Beds – Disclosure: Please note this was written entirely by a 'Male' as if you didn't already know – Hmm – Husbands do make concessions to keep the peace. Of course a 'counter' story could be written by almost any wife - I'm grabbing my ankles expecting to receive an onslaught of them.
By Jay Kantor11 months ago in Humor
An Open Letter To Quay Walker
To Quay Walker, linebacker for the Green Bay Packers, you don’t know me. But I know you. Well, I know who you are, anyway.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
Sugar Daddy
? THIS or THAT ? I am a noted Stick-Figure-Artist, who can't even stay within the lines of Paint-By-Numbers. This fabulous artist said that the inspiration for her gorgeous watercolor was when she asked her friends their 'CHOICE' of favorite childhood treats. Some said "Hostess-Twinkies—Others Helms-Truck Pastries," hearing the tweet of the Bakery trucks coming down their street, from their stomachs even before their ears.
By Jay Kantor11 months ago in Humor
Ernest Finds a Box
Large like a truck with rough edges and sides, it was the biggest box Ernest had ever seen. Who put it in the middle of his cow pasture wasn’t the biggest question, how did it get here was; and second to that…what was in this darn thing?
By S.J. Frederick3 years ago in Humor
Why Work?
*I had a dream about a company that makes ultra life-like, AI run 'human replacements' and couldn't resist trying to write out what an advert for such a service might look like*
By S. A. Crawford3 years ago in Humor
The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor