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The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Grey Lady...
EDITOR’S NOTE: The Pompous Post recently came into possession of the following document while rummaging through the digital equivalent of a filing cabinet marked “Probably Important.” What appears to be the opening salvo in a potential journalistic battle royale (a term we are using in the broadest sense and without paying any royalties to Vince McMahon) raised enough questions about integrity, tradition, and the future of news that we felt obligated to share it. We believe in transparency, facts, and letting readers decide for themselves… especially when the gloves come off.
By The Pompous Postabout a month ago in Humor
Nothing Has Made Me Feel Older Than My Relationship With Passwords...
There are many ways a person comes to terms with aging. Some notice it in the mirror. Others feel it in their knees and back while exiting a chair, a car, a bed, etc. A few brave souls acknowledge it when music from their youth starts playing in grocery stores.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires (Part Two)
Find Part One below toward the middle of this article 🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️🎞️ A few weeks ago, I put together an AI‑created short film called Rick and Isabel vs. The Billionaires, with a promise of doing a part two.
By Rick Henry Christopher 2 months ago in Humor
10 Best AI Meme Generator Tools (2026): Create Viral Memes in Seconds. AI-Generated.
Memes are no longer just jokes—they’re one of the fastest ways to grab attention, grow followers, and boost engagement across every social platform. Recent reports show meme-based campaigns can drive up to 10× more reach and significantly higher engagement than traditional branded content, making them a must-have for creators and marketers in 2026. An AI meme generator takes this even further by turning simple text ideas into ready-to-post, viral-ready memes in a few seconds instead of a few hours. In this article, you’ll see how AI-powered tools make meme creation effortless, and get a quick comparison of the 10 best AI meme generators right now.
By John2 months ago in Humor
8 Reasons Why I Can't Be Your Witness in Court
If you’re facing time behind bars and need a reliable witness who can potentially save your ass, do not call me. Repeat, DO NOT call me to the stand. Doesn’t matter if I was there and you think I spied everything with my little eyes. I will not help. I will make things worse. Very likely unintentional, but nonetheless devastating to your case.
By Criminal Matters2 months ago in Humor
People Who Say “No Offense” and Absolutely Mean Offense...
Many phrases in the English language signal danger. Here are some classics… “Can I be honest with you?” “We need to talk.”
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
DEAR POMPOUS...
The Pompous Post Editorial Board receives many letters. Most are polite. Some are alarming. A few appear to have been written moments before a major life decision.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
The First Snowfall of Childhood
The first flakes fell quietly, almost shyly, in the gray light of early morning. They clung to the rooftops, settled on tree branches, and dusted the streets like powdered sugar. For most adults, it was just another winter day. But for a child, it was an invitation—an unspoken promise of adventure, mischief, and wonder.
By luna hart2 months ago in Humor
I Googled My Symptoms and Now I’m Planning My Funeral
There are two types of people in the world: Those who go to a doctor when something feels wrong. And those who open Google and emotionally prepare for death.
By LUNA EDITH2 months ago in Humor
The Seven Stages of Becoming a Mindless Monkey Kung Fu Master: Journey to the West
It starts with love. . . Guide to Traveling to the West. . . "Nothing in the world is difficult; only the mind makes it so. . " --Wu Cheng'en 吴承恩 in "Monkey King"
By SAMURAI SAM AND WILD DRAGONS2 months ago in Humor
EXCLUSIVE: The Pompous Post Investigates “Milton Barrington III, Esquire” - A Lawyer Who Has Failed the Bar Exam Nine Times but Refuses to Stop Practicing Law Anyway.
The Pompous Post has always stood for truth, accountability, and protecting the public from quietly confident disasters. Which brings us to Milton Barrington III, Esquire.
By The Pompous Post2 months ago in Humor
Kim.K.exe Goes Platinum: The AI Clone Who Dropped Reality for the Virtual Spotlight
Kim Kardashian just pulled off one of the most dazzling digital upgrades we’ve seen—not with a simple filter, but by spawning a full-blown AI replica. Now shining in platinum-blonde perfection, Kim.K.exe is smoothly integrated into the Metaverse, redefining what it means to be a celebrity in 2025.
By Angel Solora2 months ago in Humor