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Not Safe For Work. From analyses of fantasies to erotic fiction, this is content you don't want your boss to catch you reading.

From Zero to Erotic, Real Quick
I never set out to write anything erotic. As an author I know that when telling a story, your description of places, people and things has to be accurate down to every detail; that's how you pull the reader in by allowing them to mentally 'see' what you're talking about. Whether it's someone walking down the street or an interaction with another character, the better you draw the picture the easier it is for them to visualize it.
By Kai Storm9 years ago in Filthy
Lip Locked
This lip-gloss reminds me of his cock My tongue the key, and he the lock. As I apply layer after layer, watching my lips absorb the juice and bulge against the tube, I become more needy. Reminded of the saliva produced, I lick my lips and arch my back, moving my hips back and forth. My eyes close and I see his shaft slowly massaging my lips in even thrusts. In and out...
By Samantha James9 years ago in Filthy
Porn-pocalypse!
The internet has made communication incredibly fast, and put nearly anything you want to find right at your fingertips. Being the hairless bonobos that we are, we almost instantly filled it with porn and kink. It was a huge boom for the porn industry, at first, but soon things began to sour as LimeWire and other file-sharing services became the preferred porn method (despite serious security issues with file-sharing). Then came Porn Hub, who put up old content that was no longer drawing in members for the premium sites. They weren’t the first, and now there are so many it was impossible to pin down the ground-zero for the disease that is likely going to shut down porn as we know it.
By Mickey Finn9 years ago in Filthy
Ye Olde Kinkery
Bondage and Domination didn’t begin with 50 Shades of Grey any more than pornography began with Deepthroat. The practices, as we know them today, go back over a century. To be fair, they go back much further, but they weren’t formally discussed or written down until it became important to have set rules in London’s Red Light District. Yes, stuck up, posh London society during the reign of Queen Victoria was the soil that grew all those kinky vines we love today. That dirty, dirty soil. It was watered with tears of mourning for thousands of men sent to die around the world in defense of the Empire. The glorious British Empire, on which the sun never set, had a very naughty streak when the sun went down.
By Mickey Finn9 years ago in Filthy
8 Sexual Positions for Underachievers
Girl on top? The only thing I'll be on top of this year is filing my taxes on time. My legs look and feel like two Twinkies that melted together so the only way I can pull off any position with "Cowgirl" in the title is by squatting like I’m pooping in the woods. Pinterest told me to do squats in between commercial breaks to build endurance, but come on. I’m not an Olympian.
By Ellie Guzman9 years ago in Filthy
Her
The sexiest thing a man has ever said to me was, "I love that I can still smell you on my beard." This drove me wild. The thought that he could smell me on his face the day after putting it between my thighs made me hot, it made me want him to want more.
By Samantha James9 years ago in Filthy
Rough Rider
I am focusing on my ass as I ride home; Only because my bicycle seat is as comfortable as a jagged rock. I let my mind drift away from the annoying pain and look into the snow strewn sky. Why did I ride my bike in this weather? Why am I not at home under the covers taking photos of my thighs, of my lips?
By Samantha James9 years ago in Filthy
The First Time I Spanked a Girl
Did I ever tell you about the first night I met her? I won't tell you her name, not yet, I didn't learn it myself until the next morning. That evening she opened my eyes to a whole new world though. Here's how it happened...
By Mars Benway9 years ago in Filthy
The Noises from Next Door
You're lying in bed with someone you shouldn't be, trying not to listen to the couple next door. *** “There must be some mistake,” Gemma didn’t look happy, her arms were folded across her chest and her jaw was clenched. “There should be two separate rooms. Can you check again please?”
By Mars Benway9 years ago in Filthy
32 NSFW Instagram Accounts to Follow
Instagram is notorious for its ambiguous censorship policies that police nudity, sexuality and drugs. Should you dare post something risque, expect to receive something along the lines of:
By Sheera Lee9 years ago in Filthy
The Brass Bed
“What the hell is this?” Jane ignored the horror in my voice. “It’s a bed. It’s brilliant isn’t it?” She was going to try and win me over with enthusiasm.
By Mars Benway9 years ago in Filthy
Wacky Sex Toy of the Week: 'Ovipositor Dildos'
This third edition of Wacky Sex Toy of the Week features some truly unique toys...yes, they’ve all been pretty unique so far, but these are uniquer. Uniqueful. Uniquest. Yes, perhaps even more so than a dildo affixed to a pogo stick or a penis fly trap, and Lord knows those are hard to beat. Before the dazzling reveal (which the title has absolutely already given away, but we’ll be ignoring that), let us begin by setting the scene a little. Have you ever dreamed of being stranded upon a moist and marvelous alien planet and stumbling on a singularly tentacular surprise? Ever had fond fantasies of your spaceship being boarded by an egg-bearing love monster looking for a few comfortably damp orifices to nestle its future offspring within? Ever woke in a desirous sweat from tingly thoughts of braving the briny oceanic depths, only to discover a lustful octoid wonder of times gone by...well, you get the idea. Point is, they’re ovipositors. Yes, that does mean what you think it means. The products in question are Primal Hardwere’s selection of ovipositor dildos: ‘Splorch’, ‘Krubera’, ‘Squick’, and ‘BedBug’. Essentially, these are squishy and tentacle-esque dildos from which messily splort a gelatinous egg into the ardour-bedewed lust-burrow of your choice, where it slowly and slimily melts with your body heat into a clearish alien ooze. (Unless, presumably, you immediately retrieve it, which, if you’re caught in the process, would have to be the #1 most awkward thing to explain to a roommate).
By Anne St. Marie9 years ago in Filthy