CT Idlehouse

Joined November 2017

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I write stories and articles. Sometimes they're good.

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Excuses, Excuses. Content Warning.
Is there a government office not full of sex pests? Is there a church in this country not manned by degenerates? Why are we obsessing about Bubba Trump giving head
By CT Idlehouse4 months ago in Poets
It's Not a Threat, it's a Promise. Top Story - November 2025.
We showed you our numbers, Yet, you didn't get the message. Now you've weaponized hunger, And think you're an invincible threat.
By CT Idlehouse5 months ago in Poets
I Am Not Your Sacrifice. Content Warning.
I refuse to be a sacrificial lamb, Butchered and burned, All for the sake of a predatory man. I will not be responsible
By CT Idlehouse5 months ago in Poets
Escape to Heaven. Content Warning.
Note: This is purely fictional and not a missive to encourage suicidal ideation. Red hair in ringlets, White dress with cream accents.
By CT Idlehouse5 months ago in Poets
Mechanical Art
An algorithm has never held a brush, Tapped a pencil, Or scribbled on a tablet-- Yet it has replaced The artist, The writer,
By CT Idlehouse6 months ago in Poets
The Ice Box Monsters. Content Warning.
The ice box monsters came today... They took my mom and dad away. Mama gave me her rosary beads, But I don't think God is listening.
By CT Idlehouse6 months ago in Poets
I Will Not Go Willingly
I will not go willingly into the dark, Where the light hasn't shone in years. I will not comply with those who mean me harm--
By CT Idlehouse6 months ago in Poets
Tethered Soul. Top Story - September 2025.
I dream of ancient castles... With libraries taking up four floors... And I sit reading in the candlelight... The world outside is peaceful...
By CT Idlehouse7 months ago in Poets
Under Three Moons - Chapter 2 - The Story of Fyonai
Tomerys brooded in the back of the night school classroom. Her rune tiles lay neglected upon her desk. Alchemical Runes was never her best subject. She could never remember what symbols correlated to each element. The rest of the class was setting up their ritual stars, placing the proper occult items and runes in the spires.
By CT Idlehouse7 months ago in Fiction
Problematic Potter Plots: An Analysis of Harry Potter from a Sad, Jaded Adult (1st Book part 1)
Before you jump down my throat like my esophagus is a waterslide, I haven’t bought anything Potter-related in nine years. I do not support J.K. Rowling or her pointless crusade against people trying to live their own lives. She can say that continuing to read her content is an endorsement of her political views all she wants, but I’m a fan of using her own words against her because I’m very petty.
By CT Idlehouse7 months ago in BookClub
Under Three Moons - Chapter 1 - The Accursed Halflings
Chapter 1 - The Accursed Halflings Tomerys sulked as she ate her porridge. She hated the mornings, how the sun made her skin itch. She hated having to drink a nasty potion just to go outside. She hated having to go to nocturnal classes because she had fangs and therefore, could not be admitted to the morning school. It didn’t matter if she was also fae - they feared her curse as much as her fangs.
By CT Idlehouse7 months ago in Fiction
Under Three Moons - Prologue
Prologue - Moonsflower It began in the moonsglow beneath a Lacrimosal Tree, its branches gleaming with luna sap. Nestled in the cluster of dark crimson roots was a single moonsflower in rare form, for its petals only bloomed during Convergence, in which The Three Sister Moons danced in the cosmos, their magick radiating through the ivory thistle and copperlilies of Sioga Valley.
By CT Idlehouse7 months ago in Fiction